“Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs,” said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo.

“Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher,” stated his English driver, Geeves.

Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie’s “Clumsy” came from the school.

“Whutz going on in there, Geeves?” Ashton asked.

“It appears to be a middle school dance, sir,” responded his trusty showfer. “Would you care to attend?”

“Yes,” the gorgeous skater-type replied. “I am a little lonely tonight, and I have a feeling I might meet someone special there.”

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    Oh Ashton, i hope your find love on a underage place.

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