Christmas on the Moon: Archive

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“Space Bros.” A new song from...

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DISNEY BOUGHT MARVEL SAY WHAT NOW??? →

Disney is buying Marvel for $4 billion, apparently. Weird. I have no idea what will come of this. Considering how shit Marvel has been in the past few years, this could bring about some positive changes but I don’t know…

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I'm unna run a backhoe and uproot dat tree. I...

Where da gold at?

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Belle & Sebastian - “I’m a Cuckoo...

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The other day I made my daily pilgrimage to Cup of Life, the local Fair Trade coffee shop that bravely struggles to show these sheep that there are alternatives to the exploitative monster that is Starfucks. I ordered my cup of “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Blend” Honduran Green Mountain, when I heard a familiar voice behind me. “Let me get this.” A man in a baseball cap stepped forward and said,...

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I'm okay.

It was only a minor case of weiner flu. I slept it off.

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I did not score with any old rednecks at the...

I did give out two and a half handjobs though, if that counts. My cousin bought a light-up bong. All I bought was a Radio Heads record (iiiinnnn rrrraaaaiiiinnnn bbbboooowwwwssss) at Best Buy after lunch. Also, I did not sleep at all last night, and now I feel like I am going to die. I feel so shitty that we went to a candy store and I didn’t want to buy any candy. This is a clear sign that...

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BRB internet going to visit a smelly flea market...

Hoping to have some anonymous sex in a porta-john with an old redneck. Wish me luck!

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YouTube comment of the day.

“Miley Cyrus - Hoedown Throwdown” Brand0nKun“And she is racist too in my opinion she is the hoe” Ah yes, a very astute observation, Brand0n.

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The top 100 things that kids are searching for on... →

…it’s #6. 1. YouTube 2. Google 3. Facebook 4. Sex 5. MySpace 6. Porn 7. Yahoo 8. Michael Jackson 9. Fred 10. eBay 11. You Tube 12. YouTube.com 13. Gmail 14. Wikipedia 15. Miley Cyrus Also of note: 28. Boobs 72. +Pussy 86. Naked girls 88. Naked 89. Nude (for cultured children looking for internet porn) 93. XXX 92. Swine flu (???) 61. Hoedown throwdown...

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The Everything is Terrible movie (appropriately) just reminded me of the most terrible movie I have ever had the fortune of watching, “Horrorvision”. Here’s the plot, in a nutshell: Trent Reznor and his girlfriend unravel the mystery of a mysterious website that mysteriously kills anyone who logs onto it, called HORRORVISION.COM, with the help of Morpheus. Then the apocalypse...

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UH-OH THERE'S ANOTHER RYAN 'P4K' SCHREIBER ON... →

THESE RYAN SCHREIBERS IS ABOUT TO THROW DOWN. WHICH ONE IS THE REAL RYAN SCHREIBER, WHO DO I SHOOT!?!? WHO DO I SHOOT?!?!?!?!?!?!

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