February 2012
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Lil B the Hedgehog
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The guy from my fiction writing class who wore the “Bazinga” t-shirt a few weeks ago said this tonight: “I usually respect an actor as long as they really put effort into a performance, unless they’re just totally shitty like Nicolas Cage.”
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Ashton Kutcher Fan Fiction: “The Middle School... →
“Driver, please stop for a minute at that middle school. I want to stretch my long legs,” said Ashton from the backseat of his stretched limo.
“Yes sir, Mr. Kutcher,” stated his English driver, Geeves.
Ashton looked hot in his trucker hat. The sound of Fergie’s “Clumsy” came from the school.
“Whutz going on in there, Geeves?” Ashton asked.
“It appears to be a middle school dance, sir,”...
WatchOne time he jerked off in my dog’s face
and she was very, very upset
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WatchWhat is the relationship between crime and race?
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All these shameless “Treasure Buddies” tie-ins are really making me miss the days when the Puppy Bowl was about THE GAME and not about corporate greed #SMDH
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