This is the most successful tumbl I’ve ever tumbl’d since I posted that picture of Shaq with a panda and my tumblarity went up like 700 points in a week.
I am tumblring from THE SKY.
On my way in a magical steel eagle filled with wireless interwebbery power to steal Chicago from Sean. Then I will sit laughing on my throne on Lake Shore Drive forever.
I will destroy you.
I am looking at the Sears Tower or whatever stupid thing they renamed it as I type this. When I rule this land it will be renamed the “Sean is a Floppy Bitch” Tower.
It is already known as that by Columbia College students for reasons I am not legally advised to speak about.
Name: Sean
Tumblr Name: dicksonthemoon
Nicknames: Who the fuck actually has one of these? I’ve never had a nickname and I’m pretty sure I’ve never regularly called someone by a nickname. NICKNAMES ARE A FUCKING CONSPIRACY, I SAY
Birthday: July 9
Age: 19
Location: Chicago adjacent
Current school/job: Columbia College, hipster fag art school. Majoring in fiction writing because I enjoy poverty
Sexual orientation: DICKS
Status: wat like facebook?
Random fact about yourself: I am actually seven dolphins
Hobbies/Interests: DICKS
Do you smoke/drink: don’t smoke, don’t drink very often
Favorite tumblr blogs: christmasonthemoon.tumblr.com
Why Tumblr?: DICKShahahah i love you
<3 <3 <3
My favorite moment in comics this week. I have a huge lesbocrush on Batwoman.
Ugh, need to read this so bad.
(via ultra-violent)
Antillas - El Guincho
El Guincho is always a win for me. He gave me a bite of his quesadilla.
And then you kissed him on the cheek?? This is what you told me and I am forever jealous.
Love this song too
I’ve been meaning to listen to El Guincho lately but it seems like that would basically be impossible this time of the year. The last time I listened to him it was 90-something degrees out.
Does anyone know if he’s got a new album coming out any time soon?
